do you think there's porn of the king and queen?
like the ones from chess
Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us
this is what companies say every time they try to buy tumblr
i’m done with texting and calling from now on i’m only communicating through shared lucid dreams
No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man?
Much.
Horse must have been desperate
peeling a clementine is so easy. it comes so naturally. its inviting… the clementine WANTS to be peeled. its melancholic, sanguine… but an orange? whats an orange but a nuisance… the orange torments and mocks with its brute strength. it exists only to create chaos. next time you decide to indulge in a citrus delight, heed my word. choose the clementine